Funny and blunt greetings card. Life's a bitch. I'm having quinoa for lunch. Go fuck yourself. SN09.

What you really want to say, but can't!


  • Free delivery to the UK by Royal Mail 1st class post.
  • Cards are printed on high quality cardstock and come with a stylish orange envelope.
  • Our cards are A5 in size, which is bigger than most typical greeting cards so you can be sure your card will stand out from the crowd and get lots of laughs.